The night began with a Law and Order marathon and a shot of whiskey. It ended with me singing Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” into an imaginary microphone attached to a beautiful yet, unfortunately, married woman from Wyoming.
The tagline to Fallout 3 is this: “War Never Changes.” A line that was no doubt thought to be really profound by the writing team; a group of man-children who think that getting a small child to utter the word “fuck” about five times per sentence is “edgy.” A line that a clearly bored Ron [...]
I don’t sleep. Actually, I should say that I don’t sleep very well. Ever since I was a child (eight years old being the earliest I can remember), no matter how tight I close my eyes or how exhausted I am from the day or how little sleep I got the night before, I find [...]