“Hey James, we’re going to poor booze down your throat then make homophobic slurs at you in the hopes that you’ll be too drunk to care. Then we’ll get a group of psycho nerds to try to steal from you for not liking Zelda enough for their tastes.” I hate Denver.
[Editor's note: This is the last 2010 piece I'll be uploading. The rest are fairly bleh, honestly.] It’s pretty easy to forget what you have. It’s pretty easy to feel as though the shit has hit the fan and the world is crumbling around you. I had one last jag of horrible nightmares that drove [...]
[Editor's note: Another blast form the past (2010)] Good things don’t last forever. Part one ended with my mood going into an upswing, finally finding a show that didn’t make me hate myself and the end of my recurring dreams that only served to make me look and feel like an anti-social asshole. Part two [...]
[Editor's note: More stuff from last year.] I probably shouldn’t write these things when I’m in a foul mood. Problem: I tend to be in a foul mood more often than not. An explanation is in order. I’ve been having a recurring series of dreams off and on (mostly on) for the past month and [...]
[Editor's Note: Thanks to my site's servers going kablooey a while back and my lackadaisical approach towards preserving my work, I've been searching high and low for my site's archives. Luckily, I've been able to find almost all of it. Here is a very long article about the 2010 Underground Music Showcase, my most divisive [...]
Were you, Dear Reader, raised by parents who never seemed to be happy with your performances and achievements in life? Or at least, do you know somebody who has? Going through life constantly browbeaten and berated; being told that nothing you will ever do will ever be enough. It’s not a great way to live, [...]
The night began with a Law and Order marathon and a shot of whiskey. It ended with me singing Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” into an imaginary microphone attached to a beautiful yet, unfortunately, married woman from Wyoming.
The tagline to Fallout 3 is this: “War Never Changes.” A line that was no doubt thought to be really profound by the writing team; a group of man-children who think that getting a small child to utter the word “fuck” about five times per sentence is “edgy.” A line that a clearly bored Ron [...]