The night began with a Law and Order marathon and a shot of whiskey. It ended with me singing Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” into an imaginary microphone attached to a beautiful yet, unfortunately, married woman from Wyoming.
We, America, were at war with both Canada and North Korea. Why Canada would want to ally themselves with Korea, I have no idea. But there they were, helping the Koreans invade our cities and bomb our monuments. Going outside was dangerous, since there were enemy soldiers everywhere. Of course, thanks to the bombing campaign [...]
I’m in a large theater, watching a terrible horror movie. The scene I’m watching shows a doctor operating on various decommissioned zombies in an attempt to figure out what made them zombies in the first place. Upon cutting open the first zombie, it explodes. All the viscera then forms together to form an alien with [...]