Two hours with Morrowind

I really ought to know better by now. Every so often, I find myself staring at a carrot dangling in my face. And for whatever reason, I’m never quite able to figure out that this carrot is not a freshly picked carrot, nor is it a well-cooked one. It’s some nasty abortion of a vegetable [...]

A review of The Greatest Bits’ “Mega Man 2″ remixes

When getting to know people, I tend to ask what their favorite X is. X in this case being a band, a movie, a television show, a book or a video game. My inner hipster tends to stir whenever this question is answered with a Flavor of the Month. Telling me that your favorite band [...]

A Review of Katamari Forever (Namco, 2009 for the Playstation 3)

Were you, Dear Reader, raised by parents who never seemed to be happy with your performances and achievements in life? Or at least, do you know somebody who has? Going through life constantly browbeaten and berated; being told that nothing you will ever do will ever be enough. It’s not a great way to live, [...]

The return of rock and roll strikes back (dot com)

As I mentioned over at my Tumblr Bullshit Dump, some bad things went down and I’ve been away for the last couple of months because of it. These assorted problems are now out of the way, and I’m back, baby! On the downside, I accidentally made a couple of errors and ended up taking down [...]