“Hey James, we’re going to poor booze down your throat then make homophobic slurs at you in the hopes that you’ll be too drunk to care. Then we’ll get a group of psycho nerds to try to steal from you for not liking Zelda enough for their tastes.” I hate Denver.
I am pushing past massive in a packed concert hall with a woman who claims to be my wife. This is odd, considering my whole being gay and whatnot. Even stranger, I actually felt a little turned on when she grabbed me by the balls and whispered dirty things in my ear. Rather than having [...]