A review of last nights concert at Cervantes (January 19, 2012)

“Hey James, we’re going to poor booze down your throat then make homophobic slurs at you in the hopes that you’ll be too drunk to care. Then we’ll get a group of psycho nerds to try to steal from you for not liking Zelda enough for their tastes.” I hate Denver.

Dream Journal: January 13, 2012

I am pushing past massive in a packed concert hall with a woman who claims to be my wife. This is odd, considering my whole being gay and whatnot. Even stranger, I actually felt a little turned on when she grabbed me by the balls and whispered dirty things in my ear. Rather than having [...]